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An unmatched/mixed complete set of acrylic/resin dice that aren't very good at all.
These make the perfect gift for a joke, enemies, a nasty DM or to let someone know you are thinking of them... Also if you are a fan of plan, cursed Sh!t dice - YOU WILL LOVE THESE Funny Dice.
Kind of dice included: Ugly Dice, Unpolished, Poorly Inked, Funny Dice we don't want and Cursed dice
Included: A full matched set of 7 polyhedral dice ("style" is different for each ugly die). (1) D20, (1) D12, (1) D00, (1) D10, (1) D8, (1) D6, (1) D4.
PACKAGED IN: A small brown kraft bag with our logo on it and some kind of like idk... thumbs down... or the word disappointment. Just cross that out if you dont want your mark to know you dont like them. Spoiler though: They will know soon enough how you feel Funny Dice.
Great array of dice - my first set! One of them was broken but it doesn't seem to affect the roll
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Andronix (Warsaw, PL)
The Best Worst Dice ever
I bought this with an order of mystery dice and it did not disappoint. And while all of the dice had their quirks the d20 took the cake for being my favorite horrible die, I'm definitely going to use it to punish my players.
But maybe I should start from the top, or rather, from the d4.
D4 is a cute die without inking and with an upside down rubber duck hanging from the "4". Most likely the mistake is that there's a bubble on the ducks wing.
D6 is a nice lapis lazuli colored die with golden inking, the only mistake I found was a golden ink spot on the 6 side
D8 has wierd texture, on first glance it looks metal and kinda messy but when you touck it it is definitely resin and yet feels like wood.
D10 has colorful sprinkles inside but they're all clumped up in the middle, also inking is messed up
D% same as previous but this time with snowflakes
D12 is just boring, it is black and has red ink
D20 is just horrible. It is that vomit-yellow and gray color. It doesn't have ink so it is impossible to see the numbers from further then a like 20 cm. Half of the numbers are messed up(in shape) and most importantly, it DOESN'T HAVE A 20 SIDE. Like, that side of the die is just completely blank. I'm definitely using it as punishment for naughty players 10/10 love it
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Isobel
I brought these expecting deformed ugly di...
I brought these expecting deformed ugly dice that me and my friends could have a joke with but these are absolutely gorgeous and one is my favourite d20 I own (obviously they've all got little issue like chipping , missing numbers ect)
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Charlene (Ashburn, US)
For dice of disappointment, they sure didn...
For dice of disappointment, they sure didn't disappointment me. One d4 had a broken tip and one d20 had a blank face. Both still rollable. 10/10
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Judah
Always a fantastic and lovely surprise wha...
Always a fantastic and lovely surprise what you get!
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Dice of Disappointment - Funny Dice
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Ryan James Hughes
Excellent i have ordered more
Excellent i have ordered more
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Robert Haywood
Very happy with my selection of mystery dice, received a clear/white opalescent variant which looks stunning, its glittery under...
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Very happy with my selection of mystery dice, received a clear/white opalescent variant which looks stunning, its glittery under the light so a real eye catcher! Fast delivery, thank you
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Amanda Young
Very nice, good quality, shipped quickly. Thank you
Very nice, good quality, shipped quickly. Thank you
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Vicky Allen
Perfect geeky gift. He really liked them!
Perfect geeky gift. He really liked them!
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Bronson Burningham
Fabulous array of dice. Plan on buying more.
Fabulous array of dice. Plan on buying more.
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Benjamin Booker
Brilliant product.me and my daughter loved the dice.will order again.
Brilliant product.me and my daughter loved the dice.will order again.
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Danica Hughes
Great array of dice - my first set! One of them was broken but it doesn't seem to affect the roll
Great array of dice - my first set! One of them was broken but it doesn't seem to affect the roll
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Mollie Holm
Lovely black and white dice, quick delivery, very pleasant aesthetic to them
Lovely black and white dice, quick delivery, very pleasant aesthetic to them
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Jonathon Spencer
Great set of dice, and I was given another one for free too. Absolutely love them
Great set of dice, and I was given another one for free too. Absolutely love them
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Mrs Yeats
Bought for my son he loves them.
Would highly recommend.
Bought for my son he loves them.
Would highly recommend.
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Joanna Allen
Brilliant dice! Absolutely love the black and white personally. Thanks 🖤
Brilliant dice! Absolutely love the black and white personally. Thanks 🖤
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Zephyr Vale
Great dice and arrived quickly! Thank you so much :)
Great dice and arrived quickly! Thank you so much :)
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