🎲 Guess I'll Die Tin - Mystery Dice Set & Storage Case for the Cursed Rollers 💀
“Well… Nat 1.”
For when fate’s not just cruel-it’s laughing. The Guess I’ll Die Tin is the perfect blend of gallows humor and tabletop tragedy, forged for players who roll with the punches (and the puns).
Whether you're the forever-unlucky rogue or the bard who just crit-failed a persuasion check on a goat, this tin is your badge of honor—and your place to store all that disappointment.
🧰 What’s Included:
🎲 Dice Set of Your Destiny (or Doom):
Choose your flavor of failure:
🪙 Metal – For when you want to feel the weight of regret
😞 Disappointment - A random set that vibes with your dice curse, as each one is defunct, molten, misprinted or down right ugly!
🎭 Standard Mystery Dice - Classic polyhedrals, surprise colors, unpredictable like your dice luck
💀 Custom Storage Tin
Front and center: the immortal words: “Guess I’ll Die”
Crisp black text with minimalist despair. A tin for those who suffer in style.
💡 Perfect For:
Players with cursed rolls and great attitudes
That one party member who always rolls low and leans in
Storing dice, snacks, or the shattered remnants of your dignity
A hilarious gift for anyone whose luck has left the party
🎁 Packed with irony, mystery, and just a little bit of hopelessness. Choose your dice… or let them choose you.
🎲🎲 The perfect gift for dungeons and dragons players.
1 x D4 dice
1 x D6 dice
1 x D8 dice
1 x D10 dice
1 x D12 dice
1 x D20 dice
1 x Percentile Dice
🔊🔊 Processing time:
We need 1-3 days to prepare your order, normal express shipping time is within a week
After sales:
1: If you need a tracking number, please contact me
2: If the package is damaged during shipping, please contact me. I will send you new dice
3: If the package is lost by the post office, please contact me, I will solve it for you within 12 hours
When you place an order with us then we get to bring it all together!
The Head Honchos: Lucy and Lee or Heather, our Goblin Assistant, carefully collects the items (following any personalisation of course) and sets to building your unique product.
We then send it out with our most trusted courier Kobolds to ensure it is delivered swift as a displacer beast.
If you do happen to have any problems, our trusty Chief Dice Goblin Jess is a message away to handle anything!
