The Goblin Gang

Meet The Team

Owners / Founders

Lucy - Guildmaster of Daily Operations

Special Ability: Dispel Chaos - Removes all forms of disorganisation within a 30ft radius

Lee - Lorekeeper of Wares and Wonders

Special Ability: Idea Chain Lightning - Sparks three new unrelated projects instantly

Wholesale Partner Managers

Tanner - Warden of the Homeland

Charm Person (Sales Edition) - Can talk a dragon out of its hoard and get it to sign up for the loyalty program.

Bonnie - Ambassador to the Isles

Rage Against the Inbox - Enters a hyper-productive trance when deadlines loom

Jess - Bard of Branding

Minor Chaos - Targeted item (usually a mug or pen) disappears for 24 hours and reappears with googly eyes and glitter.

Matthew - Diplomat of the Northern Territories (USA & Canada)

Time Zone Warp - Functions flawlessly across all global calendars, appears to be simultaneously in GMT, EST and the astral plane 24/7, yet remains inexplicably cheerful.

Dylan - The Herald of Worldwide Wares (USA)

Special Ability: Find the Path No matter the problem, Dylan will find the solution. Making calls at midnight? Fixing logos with MSPaint? He's on it.

The Merchant's Guildhall

Lucy - Guildmaster of Daily Operations

Special Ability: Dispel Chaos - Removes all forms of disorganisation within a 30ft radius

Heather - Artisan of Dicecraft

Fortress of Focus - When in “prep mode,” gains resistance to all distractions (including goblin shenanigans...Jess...looking at you).

Willow - Guardian of Morale

Aura of Joy - Allies within 10ft gain +2 to Mood and +5 to Will to Live. Refreshes every tail wag