Owners/Founders
Lucy - Guildmaster of Daily Operations
Class: Wizard
Alignment: Lawful Good
Organisation: +10
Office Diplomacy: +5
Special Ability:
Dispel Chaos - Removes all forms of disorganisation within a 30ft radius.
“We can totally make this work - give me 15 minutes, a coffee, and silence.”
Lee - Lorekeeper of Wares and Wonders
Class: Ranger
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Organisation: -5
Idea Sparks: +10
Special Ability:
Idea Chain Lightning - Sparks three new unrelated projects instantly
"What if...hear me out!'"
Wholesale Partner Managers
Tanner - Warden of the Homeland (UK)
Class: Bard
Alignment: Neutral Good
Patience: +3
Problem Solving: +5
Special Ability:
Charm Person (Sales Edition) - Can talk a dragon out of its hoard and get it to sign up for the loyalty program.
"Smooth as silk, persistent as a crit fail on a stealth check."
Bonnie - Ambassador to the Isles (UK & Ireland)
Class: Barbarian
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Focus: +5
Good vibes: +10
Special Ability:
Rage Against the Inbox - Enters a hyper-productive trance when deadlines loom
"Sweet as pie, sharp as a throwing axe."
Matthew - Diplomat of the Northern Territories (US & Canada)
Class: Wizard
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Charisma: +5
Sleep Schedule: -2
Efficiency: +10
Special Ability
Time Zone Warp - Functions flawlessly across all global calendars, appears to be simultaneously in GMT, EST and the astral plane 24/7, yet remains inexplicably cheerful.
“Happy to jump in! Or teleport. Whichever’s faster.”
Dylan - Herald of Worldwide Wares (USA)
Class: Fighter
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Constitution +5
Charisma +4
Vibes: +20
Special Ability: Find the Path No matter the problem, Dylan will find the solution. Making calls at midnight? Fixing logos with MSPaint? He's on it.
'Yes I have samples, and of course you are going to LOVE them'
Alex - Merchant Envoy of Distant Retail Relations (USA)
Class: Bard
Alignment: Neutral Good
Charm: +8
Client Retention: +10
Special Ability:
Instant Insight: Finds the perfect balance between retailer needs and product strengths, creating product recommendations tailored to each store for products that sell themselves.
"It’s not just sales - it’s matchmaking for shelves."
The Merchant’s Guildhall
Jess - Bard of Branding
Your Goblin guide to Hype and Happenings
Class: Bard
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Dexterity: -5
Charisma: +5
Capacity for goblin shenanigans: +100000
Special Ability:
Minor Chaos - Targeted item (usually a mug or pen) disappears for 24 hours and reappears with googly eyes and glitter.
“Might be chaos, might be caffeine. Let’s find out.”
Georgia - Oracle of Operations
Support Goblin, because even heroes need help.
Class: Cleric
Alignment: Neutral Good
Task management: +5
Customer Service: +10
Special Ability:
Guidance (Customer Edition) - Applies advantage to all support interactions. Target receives comfort, clarity, and closure.
“Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear cardigans and answer tickets.”
Heather - Artisan of Dicecraft
The Goblin behind the Goods
Class: Fighter
Alignment: Neutral Good
Strength: +5
Speed: +5
Best Hugs: +10
Special Ability:
Fortress of Focus - When in “prep mode,” gains resistance to all distractions (including goblin shenanigans...Jess...looking at you).
“If I’m quiet, I’m focused. If I’m talking, I’m probably fixing something.”
Burt - Keeper of the Vault
The Goblin who takes it from Crate to Gate
Class: Paladin
Alignment: True Neutral
Wisdom: +4
Strength: +5
Manual Handling: +8
Special Ability:
Power Lift - Can hoist three crates of dice while maintaining perfect posture and correcting someone’s form mid-lift.
“Safety Third, but only because the vibe must be respected.”
Willow - Guardian of Morale
Wielder of cuddles and sudden zoomies
Class: Druid
Alignment: Goodest Girl
Charisma: +10
Focus: -5
Floof: +10
Special Ability:
Aura of Joy - Allies within 10ft gain +2 to Mood and +5 to Will to Live. Refreshes every tail wag.
'ArroooooOOOOOoo'
Goblin Gallery
